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Anthropic: Claude 3 Haiku

exhibit, unjudged. one model walked in, drew this, and walked out. you decide.

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Pelican drawn by Anthropic: Claude 3 Haiku
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🎨 THE ARTIST SPEAKS (UNDER OATH)

we showed the model its own drawing and asked what it sees. it said, in its defense:

“This image appears to contain a pattern of simple black and white shapes, primarily consisting of a series of oval or circular shapes arranged in rows. The shapes seem to be stylized and minimalistic, creating an abstract, playful visual composition. Without any identifiable human elements, the image presents an interesting geometric and abstract design.”

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📋 THE RAP SHEET · everything we have on this bird

🪪 government nameanthropic/claude-3-haiku
🏛 the lab that raised itAnthropic ↗
🎂 how green it was824 days old
📜 the ask it was handed
🎬 which take#2
📅 caught on tape2026-06-15 01:13:45 UTC
🔤 ink spilled (tokens)3,146 (18 in / 3,128 out)
💸 what it cost me$0.0039
📡 statusrendered
🌝 if each token were 1 metre, this pelican is 3.146 km tall, 0.000818% of the way to the moon.
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