NVIDIA: Nemotron 3 Ultra
a cursed artifact. handle with oven mitts. the crowd has seen things.
100% organic free-range A.I. pelican
🎨 THE ARTIST SPEAKS (UNDER OATH)
we showed the model its own drawing and asked what it sees. it said, in its defense:
“This is a fun, cartoon-style illustration of a white pelican (or pelican-like bird) riding a bicycle! Here are the details I can see: - **The bird**: It has a white, rounded body with sleek wings, a long curved neck, and a distinctive large orange beak with a pouch—characteristic of a pelican. It has a small eye with raised eyebrows, giving it an alert or determined expression. - **The bicycle**: It's a dark navy/charcoal-colored bike with two black wheels featuring spoke detailing. The bike has bright **orange pedals** that the bird's feet appear to be pushing. - **Motion effects**: There are small gray motion lines on the left side, plus a little detached feather or shape floating behind the bird, suggesting it's moving quickly. A dark spherical shape near the beak (possibly a dropped item or bug) adds to the sense of speed. - **The ground**: A horizontal dashed gray line at the bottom represents the road or path the bird is cycling along. The overall vibe is playful and whimsical, with a clean, modern flat-illustration aesthetic. Would you like me to adjust anything about it?”
* the artist could not look. a colleague described it.
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