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OpenAI: GPT-5 Nano

exhibit, unjudged. one model walked in, drew this, and walked out. you decide.

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Pelican drawn by OpenAI: GPT-5 Nano
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🎨 THE ARTIST SPEAKS (UNDER OATH)

we showed the model its own drawing and asked what it sees. it said, in its defense:

“It’s a simple cartoon of a bicycle. Two black wheels with a basic frame and curved top tube. A small white bird with an orange beak sits on the bike, its body overlapping the frame and little legs below. There’s a thin gray ground line across the bottom and a pale bluish highlight on the left wheel. The style is playful and minimalist.”

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📋 THE RAP SHEET · everything we have on this bird

🪪 government nameopenai/gpt-5-nano
🏛 the lab that raised itOpenAI ↗
🎂 how green it was311 days old
📜 the ask it was handed
📅 caught on tape2026-06-14 23:07:32 UTC
🔤 ink spilled (tokens)8,749 (16 in / 8,733 out)
💸 what it cost me$0.0035
📡 statusrendered
🌝 if each token were 1 metre, this pelican is 8.749 km tall, 0.002276% of the way to the moon.
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