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OpenAI: GPT-5.2-Codex
exhibit, unjudged. one model walked in, drew this, and walked out. you decide.
⚖ UNJUDGED★ canonical bird
100% organic free-range A.I. pelican
🎨 THE ARTIST SPEAKS (UNDER OATH)
we showed the model its own drawing and asked what it sees. it said, in its defense:
“A simple cartoon illustration of a white bird riding a blue bicycle. The bird has a big yellow beak, small orange feet on the pedals, and a gray wing outline. The bike has two spoked wheels, and the background is light with a pale green ground.”
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📋 THE RAP SHEET · everything we have on this bird
🪪 government nameopenai/gpt-5.2-codex
🏛 the lab that raised itOpenAI ↗
🎂 how green it was149 days old
📜 the ask it was handed
📅 caught on tape2026-06-12 17:56:36 UTC
🔤 ink spilled (tokens)1,354 (16 in / 1,338 out)
💸 what it cost me$0.02
📡 statusrendered
🌝 if each token were 1 metre, this pelican is 1.354 km tall, 0.000352% of the way to the moon.
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