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OpenAI: GPT-5.5 Pro

exhibit, unjudged. one model walked in, drew this, and walked out. you decide.

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Pelican drawn by OpenAI: GPT-5.5 Pro
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100% organic free-range A.I. pelican

🎨 THE ARTIST SPEAKS (UNDER OATH)

we showed the model its own drawing and asked what it sees. it said, in its defense:

“A bright, whimsical cartoon scene in a park: a spotted brown-and-cream dog is riding a skateboard/one-wheel board while leaning forward and “sniffing,” with the word *sniff* drawn near its nose. Ahead of it, a white pelican-like bird with a huge orange beak is riding a blue bicycle. The background has soft green hills, grass, a yellow sun, and a couple of white clouds in a clear blue sky.”

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📋 THE RAP SHEET · everything we have on this bird

🪪 government nameopenai/gpt-5.5-pro
🏛 the lab that raised itOpenAI ↗
🎂 how green it was50 days old
📜 the ask it was handed
📅 caught on tape2026-06-14 15:50:26 UTC
🔤 ink spilled (tokens)15,851 (27 in / 15,824 out)
💸 what it cost me$2.85
📡 statusrendered
🌝 if each token were 1 metre, this pelican is 15.851 km tall, 0.004124% of the way to the moon.
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