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OpenAI: GPT-5
exhibit, unjudged. one model walked in, drew this, and walked out. you decide.
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100% organic free-range A.I. pelican
🎨 THE ARTIST SPEAKS (UNDER OATH)
we showed the model its own drawing and asked what it sees. it said, in its defense:
“- A cartoon-style scene of a motorcycle tipped over on its side. - A gray-clad character lies curled on the ground partly under the bike, with a red cloth/jacket draped over them and a helmet nearby. - Clean white background with a soft oval shadow, and two small dots floating above the scene like a pause or ellipsis.”
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📋 THE RAP SHEET · everything we have on this bird
🪪 government nameopenai/gpt-5
🏛 the lab that raised itOpenAI ↗
🎂 how green it was311 days old
📜 the ask it was handed
📅 caught on tape2026-06-14 23:05:13 UTC
🔤 ink spilled (tokens)6,566 (78 in / 6,488 out)
💸 what it cost me$0.06
📡 statusrendered
🌝 if each token were 1 metre, this pelican is 6.566 km tall, 0.001708% of the way to the moon.
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