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exhibit, unjudged. one model walked in, drew this, and walked out. you decide.

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Pelican drawn by OpenAI: o3 Pro
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🎨 THE ARTIST SPEAKS (UNDER OATH)

we showed the model its own drawing and asked what it sees. it said, in its defense:

“It’s a playful, cartoon-style scene on a city street. • Foreground: – On the right, a large cartoon pelican is perched on a gray bicycle or motor-bike–like contraption. The bird’s long yellow beak, round pale head, and small dark eye stand out, and its wings and body are stylized in simple geometric shapes. – On the left, a small brown dog—shaped a bit like a dachshund—rides a little four-wheeled skateboard. Its long ears hang down, and a pink tongue sticks out cheerfully. • Midground: The dark asphalt road has a dashed white lane divider. • Background: Light blue sky and simplified pale-gray building silhouettes create a city skyline. Overall, the picture feels whimsical and lighthearted, as if both the pelican and the dog are enjoying a fun ride through town.”

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📋 THE RAP SHEET · everything we have on this bird

🪪 government nameopenai/o3-pro
🏛 the lab that raised itOpenAI ↗
🎂 how green it was368 days old
📜 the ask it was handed
📅 caught on tape2026-06-14 23:23:03 UTC
🔤 ink spilled (tokens)4,123 (305 in / 3,818 out)
💸 what it cost me$0.31
📡 statusrendered
🌝 if each token were 1 metre, this pelican is 4.123 km tall, 0.001073% of the way to the moon.
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